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Reverse Censoring

The incredibly knew phenomenon which incorporates taking a perfectly normal song and "swearing out" a large portion of the "normal words." *Note, the song doesn't have to make sense afterwords.
e.g. An example of reverse censoring of a line from Lil Wayne's "She Will"

"Do it for the realest niggas in the fucking game right now, she will" --> "Do it for the fucking fuck fuck in the fucking shit bitch fuck, she will."
by LyricSwagg October 4, 2011
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Console Fanboy

A fanboy who plays only console video games. The only PC games they'll touch are free (and often terrible) ones, such as Gunbound, Runescape, or Kings of Chaos/Outwar.

The console fanboy is bitter towards anyone who prefers PC gaming, as their chugging, ten year old 486 running Windows 95 with a dialup connection is so completely obsolete that they can barely load their internet browser, let alone play a game.

Tries to back up their crippling lack of technology by denouncing the keyboard/mouse setup as "too hard to use" or lamenting that online PC gaming lacks some kind of close social aspect that only being in the same room can apparently provide (never mind the presence of voice chat or the LAN party).

The console fanboy can often be made to see the error of their ways as long as a slight amount of force is used.
"My computer can't run Doom 3 but I don't really care because I never liked PC games. But anyways, wait 'til you hear what I did on Gunbound yesterday!"
"I'm telling you, wireless mice simply don't stack up against a camera stick."
"No, you... You just don't understand the kind of feeling you get when you and your friends all have to sit in the same room in order to play Smash Bros. It's not the same experience, I swear!"
by RealGTX June 24, 2005
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consonance

An agreement or harmony, especially in the words of a poem.
"I have never felt a breeze so strong. It reminds me pleasantly of spring. The air doth sweetly sing."

"What 'da fuck you talkin' bout?! I don't wanna here 'dat consonance shit."
by D-Vo January 20, 2006
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Concordia High School

A school overflowing with gayness, a bunch of white-ass wangsters, 5 1/2 black people, and the jew from the zios commercials and way too many mid-size trucks. And retarded wrestling matches that pass as fights. u might as well go to Creighton prep.
Bro: Concordia high school is awesome
other bro: no its not its gay
Bro: ya i now im jkin fds smb
by Mr. Korte December 7, 2010
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Consolicularitis

Swollen sore tesicules from bashing the gaming console on your package during bursts of outrage, resulting from playing war games on xbox.
During a marathon session of playing xbox, Wilson eventually had enough and screamed "goddamn it!" when he died (again), and simultaneously bashed the console into his testicules, resulting in severe consolicularitis.
by Etak_soda September 29, 2011
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consorority

1. sisterhood 2. an association of women for the attainment of a particular cause.
1. Girls in a hostel share a feeling of consorority.

2. The school girls have formed a consorority.
by uttam maharjan November 10, 2012
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Consolation Guest

A "Consolation Guest" is someone who is invited to an event, party, concert, etc, but only after the "First Choice Guest" is a no show and, at the last minute, your buddy needs someone to go with them. Basically, you are a second choice...or third...chopped liver...filler...

You will get the "Consolation Guest" offer, most often, the day of the event.

In a backward sort of way, being asked as a Consulation Guest, is a complement. You are asked because you are not a flake, are spontaneous, have decent manners, and versatile wardrobe. Oh, and a reliable car and gas money, because, as Consulation Guest, they expect you to drive..."after all, they invited you!".
Friend: "Hey Becky, wanna go the the (insert name of event here) with me? Jason was going, but he flaked out on me. Oh, and it's tonight."

You: "Dude, I am insultated you're asking me as the Consolation Guest, but I always wanted to see (insert name of superstar here). Sure, I'll go. I suppose I'm driving?"
by MsRat33 December 7, 2013
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