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Connecticut Weedwacker 

The act of going down on a girl, and when she is close to climaxing, bitting her pubic hair and ripping them off.
I gave my girlfriend the old “Connecticut weedwacker” last night. She no longer has to go to her Brazilian wax tomorrow

Connecticut Squeezer

When she shits out your dick during anal sex.
Dude she just performed the Connecticut squeezer.
Connecticut Squeezer by Jenkempoop November 5, 2019

Connecticut Disaster 

A disaster that is unique and exclusive to Connecticut.
New Haven & Hartford the insanity reigns in Connecticut Disaster.

Connecticut Pole Vault 

When a small, slightly obese man is tied to a bed, butt naked ( preferably erect ), and a naked woman runs at him and grasps his genitalia using it as a “pole vault”
“Oh my god man, me and Kate totally did the Connecticut Pole Vault last night. It was freaking awesome!”

connecticut river academy 

this school is the most ghetto of ghetto. everyone fw everyone bf , drop her and u wont find another one like her. the boys are thots the girls are cute . and some y’all smell like straight badussy at 7:00 in the morning like how tfff anyways ctra gotta go . everyone getting expelled . just know if u drop ur girl just know senior in her pants now😂. #predators watch out
Connecticut River academy is something u don’t wanna attend unless ur bored. It means ghetto 😂

Connecticut Colostomy 

When a man uses a colostomy bag during sexual intercourse. The act involves the man dipping his penis repeatedly into the bag after each stroke, and doing so until the contents of the bag are depleted.
Adam: Hey, remember when I did the Connecticut Colostomy with your mum?
Jack: Shut up, I did a California Mudslide with yours!