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Sell a coffin to a dead man

Very good at negotiating, smooth talker, above average persuasive skills. Coined by Candice on Big Brother 15
I don't really wanna by these girl scout cookies, but man, that girl could sell a coffin to a dead man!
by AugustG September 7, 2013
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Coffin Party

When a group of people/friends are all "dying" metaphorically (going through a rough period, emotional distress, burn out, etc ) but bonding through the experience or simply acknowledging the vibe of the whole situation. AKA vibing in the coffin together.
A: Wow, everyone's been stressed out recently. I wonder what's going on...
B: Yeah. At least it's a coffin party.
by josieposie91 October 15, 2022
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put a nail in the coffin

to go get a cigarette or to smoke a cigarette. usually used when at work and wanting to get a break.
"I'm gonna go put a nail in the coffin while I can before getting back to work"
by Wolfkin November 8, 2013
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A horror game which contains Andrew and Ashley whose parents disappeared. Andrew and Ashley are performing a cult and then had s**
Friend 1: Hi, have you played the Coffin of Andy and Leyley
Friend 2: No, what is it about
Friend 1: it’s about Andrew and Ashley who are brother and sister who started a cult to spawn a demon and then did i****
by alongside2 June 9, 2024
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Benjamin Franklin's coffin

The little tray that your put your payment in at an expensive restaurant. So-called because Benjamin Franklin's image is on the US $100 bill, and once you put him in that tray, you're not going to see him again.
Once the waiter brought Benjamin Franklin's coffin out, I laid Benjamin to rest and I knew I wasn't going to see him again.
by twixsmoker April 4, 2025
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Coffin Surfer

Internet user of the older generation. Coffin dodger who uses the internet.

Person #1: The old folks in the home have now a new lease of life since the home had Internet installed.

Person #2: Yes, now i guess they can call themselves fully fledged Coffin Surfers!
See also Silver Troll coffin surfer
by Governator77 August 28, 2012
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Laughing in the coffin

The terrible state wherein you laugh amidst anger and agony
1. Hope you're doing well

2. Yeah, laughing in the coffin 😂 🤬
by lil@arch May 25, 2025
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