Standing Coffin

Where you give someone a bear hug and proceed to jerk them off.

Grab a dude and huge him tight so he can't escape and jerk him off, hence the Standing Coffin.

by wickedwaldo December 23, 2009

coming out of the coffin

'Coming out of the coffin' is a term used to describe the experience of a person, typically, but not always, a male who has previously been highly critical, who professes his undying love and admiration for all things Twilight. He publicly and proudly confesses that he has read the books, seen the movies, can answer any trivia question, wants to dress like Edward for Halloween (and any other holiday), and really wants to visit Forks, Washington on vacation.

He could no longer lie to his friends, and excuse his presence at yet another Twilight movie premier by blaming it on his girlfriend. He was coming out of the coffin.

by Lord Buff November 28, 2010

Coffin Corner

A straight-ahead bike lane striped on the curbside of a turn lane, so that turning vehicles have to turn across the bike lane.

Cyclists using that 'coffin corner' bike lane are likely to get hooked by any cars turning right.

by BeeryUSA August 1, 2012

Baby Coffin

A tasteless term for the vagina, referencing abortions.

Matty D: Yo, take me on the date, tell her to bring a friend.
B: Uh..you're not my boyfriend.
Matty D: thats why shes getting me some bittie to nail it in her baby coffin

by Christerray April 9, 2010

Glass coffin

When you drop your guts in the shower and the moisture makes the situation exponentially worse, essentially trapping both you and your stench in the shower

“Oh my fucking god, that was terrible” - Greer
“What have you done?” - Ben

“I was having a shave in the shower and blew off, the smell was unbearable” - Greer

“Oh no; nothing worse than the ‘ole glass coffin” - Ben

by Thiccbenji420 September 9, 2019

As The Coffin Turns

Said smuggly or sataricly when discussing the drama in the gothic scene

Rachael broke up with Cinder, now Cinder won't come out of his apartment, I'm really worried about him, he just plays the Cruxshadow cover of "Here Comes The Rain Again" over and over and over... But anyway, Rach says that Cinder cheated on her with Alize, but Alize I know didn't do that, because we were having sex that night, so it couldn't have been Cinder and Alize. Personally I think it's just because Alize didn't invite Rach, but rather Cinder to the Bauhaus concert way back in 1996 durring the Gotham tour, but they weren't even dating back then, so I don't really know what her problem is.

As the coffin turns I guess...

by zoey April 11, 2004

Coffin Corner

The art of pulling your girlfriend to the corner of the bed during the tail part of intercourse in order to gain leverage on her g-spot to make her cum.

Debbie: So, how was he last night?
Anna: He was so amazing, he even performed the coffin corner for me. It was splendid
Debbie: Wow! He must really like you! What a gentlemen!

by captmyke November 3, 2009