Strawberry Clock

The self-proclaimed "King of the Portal." His movies started the clock-craze. Strawberry remains a mystery, but he is known to show occasionally.

Animations by Strawbery clock include:
B , Want Porno??? , Dickey Mouse , Donald Duck Porno , Dr Seuss from the Hood

Strawberry clock created the flash animation "b".

by Pepsi_max_clock June 23, 2004

clock-watcher

An escort who constantly checks the time to ensure correct payment.

Client: How much?
Escort: 150 for the first hour, and 100 for every hour after that.
Client: Hmm...
Escort: But don't worry. I'm not a clock-watcher.

by dubledeath March 18, 2009

clock somebody

hitting someone over the head

Yo, did she just clock somebody with a broom!

by tas123 September 3, 2015

squirrel clock

The best damn thing ever. These precious little beauties may seem annoying with a nut every hour, but trust me, they're hot.

No example needed. Squirrel clocks rock.

by Kalollypops October 29, 2008

Clock Block

A clock block is a customer or co-worker that asks you a question or distracts you right as you are about to clock off for the day.

"Hey I thought you already left."
"Yeah, some clock block asked me if we had any more 1 liter Diet Coke in the back."

by QFswagger January 10, 2012

blowlarm clock

someone, male or female, who wakes a man up the best way.

I was sleepin' like the dead, but I set my blowlarm clock and she cleaned me out!

by DimpleHo March 13, 2009

Cold Clocked

getting socked in the face during an altercation

That girl schneider cold clocked that b**** and broke her nose!

by K.Babyy February 7, 2010