clay

When you take a dump and there's that little left over stuff that you just can't get out of your ass pubes, it's like clay. Very difficult to get out.

Man that wine and cheese party last night was out of control. I've got major clay goin on, I was wiping for ten minutes today and my ass still looks like chocolate pudding on shag carpet.

by themustardtiger January 7, 2011

clay aiken

A man who possesses the qualities of a queer.

Person 1: Clay aikens gay?
Person 2: Agreed, Paco.

by Cuddles McBalls December 12, 2006

Clagonasyphaherpalaidcrabwarts

Just about every STD you can get rolled into one fun fuck over!

"You just got tested right...what do you have?"
"I was positive for Clagonasyphaherpalaidcrabwarts"

by Nathan Hulsey November 2, 2006

clay eater

a very poor uneducated person, especially one from the southern United States

He thought he was about to meet a clay eater, but that turned out not to be the case.

by The Return of Light Joker June 22, 2011

doo doo Clay

Take a shit and mold it into anything you would like!

i love my doo doo Clay!

by Homer J. Simpson October 21, 2003

claggage

the term to describe when the pubic foliage, becomes entangled and/or matted in ones vaginal flaps, or foreskin region of the male genitalia.

"That girl was fit until i got my hand stuck in her claggage, i really didn't expect that, but if you want DFS i have her number!"

by Jakob Doyle-Finch February 13, 2007

Clay Pit

Someone who really needs to clean out before anal but doesn’t.

“Dude, I was so psyched when that chick from the bar said she wanted to do anal but she was a total clay pit and now I need to buy some new sheets.”

Everyone knew that Brent was a clay pit, that’s why they never wanted to fuck him.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008