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Christian

A person who believes in the teachings of Christ. Christianity was originally canonized and collated by the Roman Catholic Church. In the late 1500s, Henry VIII of England split with the Church and founded a Protestant Church. Later offshoots of this Protestant faith reached America and gave rise to the large number of different denominations and sects of Christian faith.

Statistics indicate that Christianity is the religion with the largest number of believers worldwide.

Christianity shares many facets of faith alongside the other Abrahamic faiths Judaism and Islam. All are monotheistic, all stress kindness to your fellow men, and all faiths maintain that the path to true happiness lies in devotion to God and the adherence to guidelines set out in canonical texts, whether these be the Old Testament, the New Testament, or the Quran.
"I can't seem to get any water out of my faucet and the bathtub backs up with dirty smelly water. I've tried Draino and Clorox and nothing works. I think I should call a Christian."

"Dude, don't you mean a plumber."

"Actually yeah you're right. I need a plumber."
by HMB April 7, 2003
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Christians

A person who follows the religion of christianity. Contrary to popular belief, not all Christians try to shove their religion down your throat. Christians do sin, but the point isn't to be perfect. The Christians that do this ,however, cast a bad light on all other Christians. They make other people see them as ignorant, close-minded, etc. etc.
Christian 1: Christians don't sin! We are better than everyone else! We know that our religion is better than everyone else's.

Christian 2: You ignorant pig, please shut your mouth because you are obviously very clueless and don't know what's going on in the world. We are suppose to not pass judgement on anyway else because it isn't our place. Christians are suppose to accept EVERYONE.
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christianity

not a religion, but a relationship with the loving God of the universe who created us in his image. God sent his only Son Jesus, as a man, who lived a blameless life, the one man who didn't deserve to die, to be crucified for the sins of every man who was, is, and will live. through this sacrafice, we can enjoy a wonderful relationship with God. all you have to do is ask for forgiveness and believe Jesus died and rose again on the 3rd day. Salvation is a gift that not one of us deserves but is given freely!
Christianity has allowed me to live a Glorious life, full of healings, love, and prosperity!
by ROOOGAN December 28, 2005
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Christian

Alot of people on here like to say that the taliban is to muslims as the kkk is to Christians. Well let me tell you that saying that makes you the biggest idiot ever. the kkk is a bunch of racist retards who can't say "you all" correctly. Christians on the other hand are intelligent, wise, KIND, CARING, GIVING, LOVING, NON-RACIST PEOPLE. And to say otherwise is to in essence lie through your teeth.
Wow! I was on urbandictionary.com and I saw that someone had said that "all Christians are in the kkk." Well, I was PISSED OFF cuz I HATE RACISM AND I WORSHIP JESUS CHRIST.
by BRAIN - BLAST!!!! September 20, 2008
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Christianity

A strange and dubious set of beliefs designed to destroy Gentile and Indo-European populations by making them weak and feeble while preserving one's (Judaic) race more or less intact.
Christianity is the great Trojan horse of rabbis and Talmudists! 2000 years of incredible damage to Gentiles through the wide-spread effects of self-hatred, emasculation, general enfeeblement and such.
by destouches September 17, 2006
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christians

I suppose there is more than one type of christian, but to the point there is a nice type of christian in my eyes a nice christian (like myself) is someone hat follows christ and believes in god...they and i are perfectly normal people and we stand for whats right, i am a normal down to earth christian i do most things that everyone else does i dont have a problem with violence or anything like that.

I can honestly say i went down the first page giving every definition a thumbs down EVERY SINGLE view was a stereotype, or a bare-faced lie because you people think you see 1 person you don't like so therefore anyone that follows the same religion is the same, you assume things...
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by Ethan Day June 2, 2007
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christianity

A bad excuse to discriminate against homosexuals.
Jesus says that gays burn and Hell and seeing that I can't think for myself and I have to follow a book written 2,000 years ago, I think I'll go along with that belief! Yay for christianity!
by Mnor September 17, 2006
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