choke jerk

Auto esphyxiation
The rock star choke jerked in his hotel suite . He was found the next day dead.
by Too chaos September 29, 2017
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Back Choke

The act where your sexual partner of choice is on their stomach while reciving a back massage or having sexual intercorse WHILE you cuff your hands around there neck lightly choking them
Kurt likes to back choke Hanna during climax
by Thesexpert March 11, 2014
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choke the boa

Illustrative description of having to go to the restroom - most commonly used in a round where your supreme masculinity is not yet established.
Me: Man, I have to go choke the boa...

Others: Don't drown it though!
by Da choka March 03, 2007
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choking the gecko

Another word for maturbation1
Oi can you stop choking the gecko, we're in a hospital
by Loading_ooo December 14, 2017
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Choking the squirrel

The act of performing oral sexual intercourse so intensely that the one giving it produces noises resembling those of a choking squirrel.
Hey bro, I think my neighbour was choking the squirrel last night.
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choking the gopher

A slang term meaning for a man to "jack-off" or "masterbate."
"OH MY GOD,that guy was totally choking the gopher when i walked in the room!"
by Trixi Star February 07, 2009
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