california choad

1. A dude from cali who thinks he's better than the rest of us, tries to show off, but is just a massive dickhead. More dick than he is human.
2. When someone gets a perm for their pubes

Duuuude, do you know Bret? He's such a california choad.

I was gonna hook up with this guy last night, but I rejected him and his california choad.
I wasn't planning on hooking up with this guy last night, but then he showed me his california choad.

by cash_money$$$ September 3, 2021

choad blast

An idiot, douche bag or other tool-like person.

That guy is such a choad blast.

by Cpt.Jam January 2, 2014

Choad Stamp

When a male subject dips his penis in paint or ink. Then hits another subject in the forehead, with his penis. Leaving behind a stamp of his choad on to the subjects forehead.

Guy wakes up after too much drinking:

"What the fuck dude? who left a choad stamp on my forehead?"

by Eulogytimleary October 27, 2011

choad huffer

A guy or gal who REALLY likes to perform fellatio so they can swallow the semen.

Smooch was always cruising the gay bars looking for choad huffers.

by THE CareBear September 8, 2019

body choad

a verry short and fat or short and built person

A: dude! that guys a body choad!

b: yeah man he's so short and fat!

by jesusshaves January 9, 2008

Choad scoper

A person constantly checking out a mans package, also referred to as a meat gazer.

That guy in the locker room was a total choad scoper!

by TK114252 September 29, 2013

choad negligent

Not paying attention to the choad area while giving a bj.

Hey, why don't you grab my choad while your giving me a bjer. You're totally being choad negligent

by Supercooldudeman March 31, 2009