pickin' chickens

(m.f.) intransitive verb
1. The worst job in the Dominican.
2. You really don't want to know.
3. 38% of latin american GDP's

' damnit soriano, if you hit into another double play you'll be back pickin' chickens again.'

by drunk tyler July 7, 2009

Ass Checkers

A variation of the classic board game "checkers", Ass Checkers is a game in which two opponents, or immediate family members, squat on opposing sides of a checkered table cloth and take turns "capturing" squares by staining them via the targeted release of wet farts, or "sharts"

"god dammit, I contracted cholera playing ass checkers"

by shartstain2 October 29, 2015

pulled a Checkers

Indulged in maudlin, self serving self pity on TV ( or anywhere else for that matter)- as in Tricky Dick Nixon's famous "Checkers" speech-(check it out- it was priceless!- and timeless).

Mom pulled a Checkers when nobody would eat her tuna casserole. The candidate pulled a Checkers on national TV when he was beaten by Stephen Colbert.

by magill March 22, 2008

White bread chickenshit mothafucka

A racial term to describe white people.

When i worked at.the project pool, they callef me white bread chickenshit mothafucka!

by Roadhouse Johnny September 10, 2018

flip chickens

to smoke pot, usually in joint and/or blunt form, with a group of close friends.

"Hey Sergio, let's go flip chickens behind this building."

by flores negras September 9, 2007

Spear Chuckers

From the Latin Speariticus Chuckus, describing not only the action, but also the regiments of spear chucking soldiers in the roman legion in large part responsible for beating back King Arthur and the Knights of the Round table when Robin Hood sought to overthrow the Pope.

The Canadian army still employs spear chuckers and rock throwers as it's primary military strength to this day.

The Spear Chuckers are an invaluable fighting force in any army.

by ChuckMaster10000 March 3, 2009

Feed the chickens

Implies or refers to the sexual act of a handjob.Due to the motion you would make as if you were spreading chicken feed.

We put an ad in the paper for any able bodied young ladie who can help out on the ranch,she must be able to lift 200 lbs and be willing to feed the chickens and milk the bull.

by jublisstar October 20, 2016