chess addiction

lol

a chess distraction called chess addiction

by psudonym? September 25, 2022

Nuclear bomb chess

Nuclear bomb chess is chess, played with different nuclear bombs to replace the chess pieces. This version of chess is most often played in North Korea.

1: Bro wanna play Nuclear bomb chess
2: hell naw don't they play that in north korea??

by pilot_waffle37 December 8, 2025

Chess

Chess is a lot like poker. If you don't sit down at the table, what good is it to have a hand full of Kings, Queens, and Aces or a poker face? That serious look on somebody's face is no longer helping them out at anything.

Whether it's chess or poker, none of the cards or pieces do anybody any good if nobody got them to sit down at the table and play. They are just pieces of paper (like money) or plastic (like chips in poker or chess pieces).

by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021

Chess Battle Advanced

1 - A remake of Chess Evolved Online, an online chess game that its creator thought was P2W. It got scrapped in development.
2 - A gag on the Icely Puzzles Youtube channel. It is often used to describe something so convoluted, random and/or strange, that it makes no sense, is very buggy or is unintentionaly funny.

1: "Sadly, Chess Battle Advanced won't release"
2: -I got softlocked in the section, where the programmer talks about softlocks.
-Chess Battle Advanced.

by reddipsauce June 11, 2024

Chess

Different way of saying Yes

Mrs. Gonzalez: Are you guys gonna play Among Us?
Class: Chess!

by raiders2145698 December 3, 2020

chess

a game in which anal beads are actively present and involved.

GUY 1: "Hey bro, you wanna play chess"

GUY 2: " Yeah... let me grab my beads"...

by Holga135 October 8, 2022

Chess

If two people never sit down at a table and engage in the chess match, none of the pieces on the board, not even the queen (the most powerful piece) has any real power. The closer somebody gets you to the board, the more of the illusion you miss.

As long as somebody can get you to play chess, they can also get you to do what they want you to do.

by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021