Craftyman

THE FUCKING GOAT

Person 1: “Do you know the ship crabe?”
Person 2: “i Know Craftyman, isnt he the goat?”

by gabestat November 29, 2025

Crafty Cumberbatch Special

When someone is lowered in a VAT of tartar sauce butt naked and then covered in seasonings. After drying for 30 minutes, you and some others lick the participant clean (including genitalia). Finally, you circlejerk eachother and finish all over the participants and leave him to clean himself up. This is typically done while wearing expensive fancy clothing.

I really enjoyed last night's Crafty Cumberbatch Special

by Arlibarli January 7, 2026

a crafty

A crafty is a well lubricated hand job from your better half, before heading out to nail 10 cold crafts with the boys down the boozer

Hey babe, sort us a crafty before tonight will ya

by Cjbrown1995 March 5, 2021

Dafty Crafty

Pretending to be stupid and incompetent so that no one ever asks you to do a particular task

I dont know if Dave is actually stupid, or just being dafty crafty -he told me he didnt know how to open a tin of beans and I ended up cooking the breakfast!

by trylobyte February 1, 2023

Vladdy chatty

A dope ass conversation with a Vlad who often drinks in a hot tub

Yo hope vlads in the tub tonight . We due for a good vladdy chatty

by MeowYoMeow January 2, 2024