Caulk the Wagon

The act of pulling out during sexual intercourse (anal or vaginal) and ejaculating along the crack of the ass. Can be used alone or in combination with the Dirty Sanchez, the Tony Danza, the donkey punch, as a climax to the alligator fuckhouse, etc. depending on the level of frustration and/or kinkiness involved.

That bitch didn't want a creampie, so I caulked her wagon instead. Afterwards she floated in the bathtub. You would have thought she was on her way to Oregon. Caulk the wagon or ford it? I chose the former.

by Tyrone Biggums Brother January 26, 2009

carldyar

the act of making in school references to star trek, simpsons and/or terminator 1-3.

1."woah did you notice our new science teacher spent the whole day making carldyar(s)?"

2."our math homework reminds me of that part of terminator 3...."

by papabearosalya October 7, 2006

caldswallop

the word hagrid uses to discrip how he-who-must-not-be-named cant die

"Caldswallop in my opion, i say he didnt have enough human left in him to die."

by ninjafortbuilder/harrypsaver February 6, 2010

Caudofellatio

Pleasuring a male with a tail.

The cat performed caudofellatio on himself.

by Myuu2 May 14, 2010

Caldiur

The scientific term for magic, created to disconnect it from the negative meaning the word "magic" has gained.

I can do caldiur.

by CaldicMalinowski April 15, 2015

Caldow

The last name of a loving and welcoming family. They are the family you want to be a part of. They are very into music and food and also having a good time. The Caldow's are relaxed and kind people who are always open to new people, ideas and are masters of making you feel "at home".

The Caldow family are great people

by 210703 July 10, 2017

Caudle'd

To get fucked into something you don't want to do... also referred to as character building exercises

Bro I just got caudle'd so hard

by Caudle'd July 3, 2018