Carlos

When someone is annoying, stubborn, stupid, or insistent on creating a government and enforcing taxes upon his inferiors inside his own delusion
Don’t worry about him, he’s just being Carlos”
by Discakke October 25, 2019
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Carlos

Awesome Mexican. Handsome with charm and charisma. Know to be in the wild. Alson know as SDR or #sdrwny not confused with a dirty Sanchez.
That carlos can really plud my button.
by Firstsource December 21, 2016
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A know it all type of guy. You never know what he might say or do. He's very tall and handsome. Can sure brake a girl's heart, but the girls can't get enough of him because he just sweeps them of their feet. Ex-girlfriends' dream of him and have the feeling of getting back together, but… you never know what Carlos might do next.
Carlos...
by Ramonnn May 29, 2014
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Carlos

a cool flan who wears sexual purple pants that make her look decent...verryyy decent.
"CARLOS!!!!!"
"you dirty FUPSing skank, CARLOS!"
by Rachichi January 26, 2008
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Carlo

Run......... This person will prey on your emotion and use them against you. They never tell the truth......and will eventually fuck your friends
She thought about yhe consequences and instead carloed the situation
by Hi honey Hi August 06, 2017
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Carlo is that one guy that no one wants to look at or think about unless they want an instant vomit attack. Also the guy that will never be with Bella because she’s out of his reach, also falls a lot.
“wow look at that guy, hes ugly and dum, he must be a Carlo”
by yucksie January 29, 2020
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hottest motherfucker you'll ever meet in your life. whenever he says "go suck a dick" i'm tempted to reply with "what if i suck yours?" this man carries 20-inch minimum no cap frfr. you look at his pants and immediately see a bazooka. an absolute massive kahonka doodle. ginemonosaurus. fucking. huge. i'll never forget that one night we spent together under the starry skies.
by dicksuckersuika October 21, 2022
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