Coon cannon

A common nickname for a gun used on slaves. Slave owners used to threaten the negros

With their coon cannons.

Hey! If you don't get back to picking that cotton I'm gonna shoot you with my coon cannon!

by Coon cannon specialist April 27, 2017

Bastard Cannon

In an online multiplayer video game when someone uses a rocket launcher or rifle mounted grenade launcher. Generally any weapon with a large kill radius and a low required skill. Fired at random.
Similar to a "noob-tube" but fired at random areas in the hope of easy kills rather than at players.

Argh, I ran out and got killed by the bastard cannon!

by Otarion August 26, 2008

Land Cannons

The biggest of the breasts.

"Wow, That chick has some huge land cannons!"

by Blaze Fenix November 09, 2011

cannon hand

When someone "cannons" their fist into a womans genitalia with little or no warning.

"I cannon hand Ericka so hard she screamed bloody murder. "

by Fkiz February 04, 2018

Rope Cannon

A grappling hook used by Boy Scouts to launch rope over tall limbs in trees to hoist their bear bags at night.

Scout 1:I can't seem to get this rope over that branch up there. If only I had a rope cannon.
Scout 2: Grappling Hook?

by BuckBuckBuckBuck May 11, 2010

nigga cannon

The best Black&White 2 Pokemon Team

Bro, nigga cannon is undefeated in BW2!!

by Nibba98 December 29, 2020

n00bie cannon

Also known as n00b cannon, A fall back weapon used to get at least one kill in a gaming session. No sniper skills.

<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<nOOb (Automatic shotgun) expert_sniperGuy>

nOOb (with n00bie cannon): "Oh YAH, I owned you sniper guy! Your dumb, I totally camped so I can kill you"

<n00b was disconnected from the game by the admin>

by Josh Ruth September 12, 2006