non-certified memelord

a self proclaimed memelord that failed to take the exam to be labeled as a true memelord

The non-certified memelord still thinks tide-pods are funny.

by TheRubberSponge May 20, 2018

Samson Cortina George

Discovered the first mobile phone back in 2003, also discovered the first electron and volt in 2017

Have you heard of Samson Cortina George? Yes, didn’t he discover the first mobile phone?

by Foxtrot Oscar May 31, 2019

YouTube Certified

The belief that by watching a "How to" video makes you a certified expert on the matter.

This genius thought he tell me how to do my job, cause he watched a 10 minute video. Bro' must have been YouTube Certified!

by Franklin'ation September 23, 2020

Cartinese

The Official Language™ of rapper Playboi Carti.

Cartinese: "41gHt 1 n33D4 g0 r3sTarT my PC !*+_ 💋 🧛
Which translates to: Alright, I need to go restart my PC.

Cartinese: "1 L0v3 y0u !*+_ 💋 🧛"
Which translates to: I love you!

by Telinho December 8, 2021

Playboi Carti

a dope ass nigga that got hella hoes and makes cool ass music for niggas that got 0 hoes ,like zilch bro ,nada , none , zerrooo , it's depressing

yoh Playboi Carti where da hoes at?..slatt

by shanyalabaad January 13, 2022

Certified Lover Boy

noun
*derogatory*

Whore.

"I'm just a certified lover boy..."
"No, you're just a whore."

by jixxcuit September 4, 2021

carting

Carting is holding on to a shopping from a moving car and then accelerating. Once an appropriate speed is reached the shopping cart is released and it shoots off like a missile. Carting was invented in Whiting, Indiana in the late 70s.

Hey dude, lets go do some carting.

by Joe Iron April 28, 2007