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Regret burrito

An event or action that is extremely satisfying however later will haunt you and causes affliction or anguish.
-Jim had a bad case of regret burrito when he realized that binge watching House of Cards caused him to miss his economics final exam.
-John realized that the burrito he ate for lunch was truly a regret burrito when he had diarrhoea while stuck in rush-hour traffic.

-Jillian hoped Jessica would have a regret burrito for eating all of her Hallowe'en candy
by MuddledMinnow November 17, 2014
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Beefy Burrito

The man takes burrito ingredients and stuffs them in the foreskin an uncircumcised penis and shove the penis in the girls mouth while he sucks.
I went to the market to pick up some beef and beans, my wife is getting a nice beefy burrito tonight.
by Beef head bob May 3, 2018
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Night burrito

- Hey I heard Jeno had some night burritos in his last trip to Mexico.

- Damn, don't wanna imagine that sword fight
by Watahell September 29, 2018
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niggito burrito

A nigga that is wrapped up in a blanket.
Yo look at that niggito burrito he looks so dumb lmao
by CrispyCheeseCurd April 15, 2021
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secret burrito

noun

A burrito kept and consumed in secret—typically in an industrial work area where food and beverages are prohibited— hidden under a stack of paper documents.
That senior airman thinks he’s sly with his secret burrito on his toolbox.
by Radio Mastermind December 10, 2021
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Smitty burrito

Commonly used in response to an inaccurate fact, fabricated statement or false narrative that is decisively full of shit. Smitty burrito became popular during Covid-19 period although started in the 1970s when a parent passed their childs soiled diaper off as wrapped burrito.
Covid 19 is a government conspiracy - response - Does that Smitty burrito come with hot sauce. The world is flat - response - Thanks for that stale Smitty burrito. Response to long narrative -- I don't know anyone that makes Smitty burritos like you or thanks for all those home-made Smitty burritos. You swallowed that Smitty burrito whole! A gullible person or far right or left group -- Smitty burrito appassionato(s).
by Paritybond February 6, 2022
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Birthday Burrito Surprise

Put on your birthday suit, wrap yourself in a blanket like a burrito, wait for your significant other, friends, or family (if you dare) to see you, and then quickly unwrap your butt-ass-naked-self in front of them, yelling, “Surprise!” You’re naked when you do this - in case you missed it.
Girl 1: Omg, when I got home, my boyfriend gave me a Birthday Burrito Surprise.
Girl 2: What the heck is that?
Girl 1: He was wrapped in a blanket, like a burrito, and then surprised me when he popped out naked!
by Joooshy January 18, 2023
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