bump job

Paying a homeless man to allow an individual to snort a line of cocaine off of his erect penis. After all cocaine is consumed, the homeless man proceeds to give said individual fellatio. Upon completion of fellatio semen is delivered into the hobo's beard.

Guy 1: hey man you know what sounds good tonight?
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: a couple bump jobs from Frank behind the pier
Guy 2: you read my mind bro

by Hoggonzo December 4, 2014

bump donuts

The act of two females colliding genitals

"Look at those lesbians"
"How do they have sex?"
"I don't know"
"Like do they just bump donuts?"

by Lesbihonest73 April 19, 2017

bump

This word is posted to a topic tread if the poster wants to re-call attention to the thread.

Most regular forum users typically hit "new posts" to read new posts since their last visit, so an old topic will be lost to these readers. Bumping a topic is essentially "bumping" it back into view for most readers.

by mackaroon May 19, 2005

Rumpy bumpy

Rumpy bumpy is a euphemism for sexual intercouse.

"Me and your grandma iz gonna meet up tunight for a bit of rumpy bumpy."

by Herbert Wumpermire May 9, 2008

Bumpy Rectum

A rectum that is bumpy, due to excessive lovin'

Lucas loves Megan May's bumpy rectum.

by brinyrash1 February 13, 2009

bump

'To Bump' something is to snort a drug. Usually Ketamine but can be speed or coke.
To have 'A Bump' is to snort a small, conveniant amount of the above substances. Usually on the corner of a credit card or a small line snorted from your hand or otherwise.

At home: "Let's 'bump' a some fat line's of K and get into a K-Hole."
At a Club: "Here, have 'a bump' offa this bankcard."

by Diego August 18, 2003

Bump pussies and giggle

This is what happens when two gay men who are both bottoms (the ones that like to get fucked - not be the ones who do the fucking - the top) start dating. Their friends will say "what are these two going to do - bump pussies and giggle?"

What the hell are those 2 queens going to do in bed - bump pussies and giggle?

by PBandG September 14, 2011