bobbing for apples

when you’re just guessing or assuming

*jim* “ mary i’m guessing your favorite color is blue”
*mary* “ definitely not dude”
jim* “sorry i have no idea i was just bobbing for apples”

bobbing for apples by graviedewd May 5, 2019

bobbing for adam's apples 

When another man deep throats another, causing the Adam's apple to bob up and down.

Joe likes to go to Casey's to go bobbing for adam's apples.

bobbing for adam's apples by Casey Gonzalez June 1, 2019

Bobbington 

A Bobbington is a type of person loves chocolate and cranberry juice. They are awesomely awesome with a cherry on top. Their face is known to turn bright red at any time of the day. They have gold hair and are very, very, very, really, really crazy. Anyone who is friends with a Bobbington is one of the luckiest people in the world.

Person 1: Hi, who are you?
Person 2: I don't know, who are you?
Person 1: I am your loyal friend Bobbington.
Person 2: oh.

Bobbington by Bobbinton the 51st June 11, 2019

Bobbing for Crapples

This fun event takes place when your partner is experiencing Sleep Crapnea (See Sleep Crapnea). You must stick your head into their mouth and carefully remove the crapples with your teeth. You must be discreet, as you do not want your partner to wake and discover the whorrendous mess you have left them in.

Side Note: If you would like to continue the fun, after you bob one of the crapples from your partner’s mouth, you can gently lay it on his or her chest and perform a good ol’ Cleveland Steamer.

Tyrant: My dude, you coming to the bar tonight with us?

Big Easy: Nah my dawg, I went bobbing for crapples last night. My wife was choking from the logs I dropped in her mouth so I had to bob them out. Got a little greedy and went for a Cleveland streamer and she woke up steaming. Told her I was sleepwalking again and thought I was waxing my car. Needless to say she kicked me out this time.

Bobbing for Crapples by Stoney69 June 19, 2019

Bobbing for farts

The act of flatuating while your lower half of the body is submerged underwater and catching the air bubbles in your mouth as they pop at the surface.

Yeah cake farts are cool, but have you ever tried bobbing for farts? My Uncle Jeremy showed me this game at our annual fundraiser 'Pool Party for the Poor'. I recommend eating sauerkraut beforehand to build the natural gasses in your body and for best taste results.

Bobbing for farts by lenny potatochips October 30, 2019

Bobbing 

When someone is extremely hot. There whole body just sways in a particular way. Most common in older men.

Winston Churchill was a bobbing man! Yeah

Bobbing by Thekingsmells December 29, 2019

Bubbling up 

Where you blow bubbles into someone’s ares

3OB and Mc Tomasky Bubbling up

Bubbling up by The Doctors BaldSpot March 14, 2020