Brian

A sandy vagina

After eating shit on the beach, he was a real Brian.

by dan6282 November 21, 2016

Brian

A habitual user of friends, girls, and drugs. A kleptomaniac who has no regard for other people's property. Selfish, conceited person who will go to great lengths to get what he wants.

1. Brian is such a kleptomania he WOULD steal oxygen from a dying person.

by shit head hater March 27, 2009

Brian

A complete jackass of a brother who likes to dick around when he isn't given what he wants.

dude, your such a effing Brian.

by ICUPFUNNYCOLORS April 7, 2009

Brian

An awesome guy with an abnormally large dick. Is sexually confused., and will have sex with anything that's hot and has a vagina or anus, regardless of gender. Unless drunk, where he'll have sex with just about anything.

Person 1: I totally sucked off Brian last night. I thought I was going to suffocate trying to fit that thing in my mouth!

Person 2: You faggot.

by That One Fag From School October 18, 2008

Brian

A fat awkward retard with large, frequently very chapped, lips. Tends to wear glasses, and blink excessively and sporadically. Due to a low visual frame rate, they typically wave their arms very randomly when approached.Also has the rather unsanitary habit of putting already used tissues in their pockets, so they can use them later.They are an endangered species.

I tossed the football over to that Brian and he batted it away with his arm really stupidly.

by SWOL January 4, 2009

Brian

A male who constantly seeks to be in the presence of someone he is attracted to. A Brian will do almost anything to be near his atractee including; hovering annoyingly over her while she talks to someone else, frantically offer her a chair next to him when she makes known her desire to sit down and climbing over her wall to look in her window

I have am being stalked by a Brian

This Brian won’t stop sniffing my neck

There’s a Brian on my stoep

by RyanJS July 20, 2009

Brian

1. The dog from family guy.
2. That guy that is always at the gym everynight at 6:00. His muscles are well defined and rather huge. He is very laid back and has a huge penis. He has no problems showing his body off, especially in a shower room full of other guys.

Sitting at the wieght room....

Look at that Brian over there, he has a huge penis.

by shower starter March 28, 2010