by Chugachugachoochoo. March 28, 2019
People with the name Brian are people who think they are liked but in fact have no friends at all and everyone thinks they he is a dick
by Douche Bag 123456789 August 22, 2018
A habitual user of friends, girls, and drugs. A kleptomaniac who has no regard for other people's property. Selfish, conceited person who will go to great lengths to get what he wants.
by shit head hater March 27, 2009
by ICUPFUNNYCOLORS April 07, 2009
An awesome guy with an abnormally large dick. Is sexually confused., and will have sex with anything that's hot and has a vagina or anus, regardless of gender. Unless drunk, where he'll have sex with just about anything.
Person 1: I totally sucked off Brian last night. I thought I was going to suffocate trying to fit that thing in my mouth!
Person 2: You faggot.
Person 2: You faggot.
by That One Fag From School August 31, 2008
A fat awkward retard with large, frequently very chapped, lips. Tends to wear glasses, and blink excessively and sporadically. Due to a low visual frame rate, they typically wave their arms very randomly when approached.Also has the rather unsanitary habit of putting already used tissues in their pockets, so they can use them later.They are an endangered species.
by SWOL January 04, 2009
A male who constantly seeks to be in the presence of someone he is attracted to. A Brian will do almost anything to be near his atractee including; hovering annoyingly over her while she talks to someone else, frantically offer her a chair next to him when she makes known her desire to sit down and climbing over her wall to look in her window
by RyanJS July 20, 2009