saft baws

Scottish phrase meaning a testicular deficiency, a lack of manliness.

" Jimmy spewed his ring after only 4 pints last night" "Aye, he always did have saft baws"

by Derryboy September 1, 2012

jordan bradshaw

Jordan bradshaw Is a cute, loving, hot, and dirty girl who hates people who don't like to be touched (you know what I mean) and loves fuzzy hair. Should always be paired with someone about her height, preferably a Gabriel (search definition).

Wow, that jordan bradshaw and that gabriel. ( WH4T IS G01NG 0N BETW33M TH3M?! )

by Ryan pushtogether May 17, 2016

wee baws

When someone has small balls. This is usually someone who thinks he has 'big baws' but in fact has 'wee baws'.

Jamie "I've got big baws me pal!"
Jack "Shut it, you're wee baws"

by mrbigbaws August 16, 2017

nip to the braes

the promise of a very short timebound trip that inevitably becomes an event that far surpasses even paddy boot’s expectations

“its a bank holiday this weekend so i’m off to the co-op for a dozen loaves of bread… i’m gonna nip to the braes for a half on the way back”

(12 hours later, wakes up in spearchuckers to the sound of guitar playing)

by templegate April 1, 2023

Branson

A virgin derived from the owner of 'Virgin' - Richard Branson

Person A: "Mate i horsed da life clean outta her"
Person B: "No ya didn't ya Branson"

by Big Craig aka Legend February 25, 2008

Big baws

Large testicles

Aw that’s just bailley big baws

by Bailley big baws November 30, 2019

JBL John Bradshaw Layfield

The worst Champ since records began. The guy deserves shooting, preferably by his ex tag team partner Faarooq.
The guy was cool when he was a member of the Acolytes, but now he sucks because he got his own head stuck righhhhht up his ar$e.
Please fire him.

John Bradshaw Layfield must be hung, drawn, quartered, burnt and re-burnt. All in favour say HELL YEAH!!!!!!!

by Cena's Woman August 11, 2004