booted offline

To be offline for a current amount of time

I got booted offline for trash talking

by lv No Oops vl February 1, 2018

bored shitless

Recurring symptom from a 9-5 office job. Affected employees find themselves mindlessly wandering to the bathroom, only to sit dumbfounded on the toilet as nothing comes out.

Employee 1: Dude, are you okay? You're going to the bathroom a lot.

Employee 2: Don't worry, it's safe in there. I'm just bored shitless.

by credmond12 August 3, 2012

bored

Boring bored ppl who have boring lives who live in boring houses and boring towns who go to boring schools on boring computers and go on boring websites like boring urban boring dictionary.com and look up boring words like boring, bored or boring things. PS. Boring ppl bore me.

Jenna: I'm bored
Karen: Your boring me
Jenna: Good
Karen: Good!
Jenna: Good!!!
Karen: *starts singing spanish ABC song*
Jenna: *Passes out with bordom*
Karens mom: *Comes in and sings with karen*
Karen: *Throws a spanish ABC song party*

by Betsy and Sieanna October 28, 2008

Romney-boated

1. To be the victim of (un)justified ads sponsored by a super PAC.

2. How Newt Gingrich makes sense of his falling poll numbers in the 2012 Republican Primary. The word refers to negative ad campaign financed by a super PAC that supports Romney. The term alludes to the "Swift Boat" ads that damaged presidential candidate John Kerry in 2004.

Reporter: Do you think you have been hurt by the negative campaign ads in recent weeks?

Gingrich: Hurt? I've been Romney-boated!

by Easy Kompany January 2, 2012

I am so bored

When you type “I am so bored” into google because the teacher is taking FOREVER to hand out one paper and you type in your thoughts into google using your phone.

You: I am so bored so I will type “I am so bored” into google and see what I find

by AgileToaster March 7, 2022

Borederline Dwarf

A term used to describe people who are a 2-3 inches taller than 4'10". Making them not "legally" a dwarf, but on the borderline of being such.

Paula Abdul, Dolly Parton, and Kristen Bell are all examples of a Borederline Dwarf.

by Seera Sea July 11, 2007

Extreme Boredom

When in a state of boredom that begins to make you wish you were watching the paint on your walls dry, but they already dried, so you hit your head against the wall and watch as the hole slowly closes. (Please allow 2-4 years of staring for this to happen.)

I was in extreme boredom, and eventually killed myself since the hole never closes...ever...

by Nod-narb Renmus August 6, 2008