Borederline Dwarf

A term used to describe people who are a 2-3 inches taller than 4'10". Making them not "legally" a dwarf, but on the borderline of being such.

Paula Abdul, Dolly Parton, and Kristen Bell are all examples of a Borederline Dwarf.

by Seera Sea July 11, 2007

Extreme Boredom

When in a state of boredom that begins to make you wish you were watching the paint on your walls dry, but they already dried, so you hit your head against the wall and watch as the hole slowly closes. (Please allow 2-4 years of staring for this to happen.)

I was in extreme boredom, and eventually killed myself since the hole never closes...ever...

by Nod-narb Renmus August 6, 2008

boredum

Just like regular boredom, but so extreme its spelled with a U instead of an O.

Person 1: Dude im dying of boredom

Person 2 thats nuthing i got a case of the boredum

Person 1: dude

by Awesome213 August 18, 2008

Boofed

Short for butt-fucked, boofed is usually expressed as a verb in the past-tense participle, related to consuming drugs or alcohol through one's anus.

To "boof" something can also be synonymous with stealing that item (often by putting it down ones pants), depending on the context of the situation.

Bobby: Bro, I totally boofed 3 beers in my asshole last night!

Jim: Dude, that's the gayest thing I've ever heard

Bobby: No man, boofing is rad. My girlfriend boofed an entire gram of MDMA last night and she was lit.

by 🐺 November 22, 2018

bored

what you are because you looked up bored in the dictionary.

Im so bored,im gonna look up bored in the dictionary.

by Bob!11111 July 27, 2009

Bored

you looked up the word just like i did...enough said

after hours of trying to learn the guitar,watching cobrastarship vids on youtube and going on perezhilton.com&ocean up i end up here searching the word bored because i feel insanley bored right now...and you do to..

by hello to you July 29, 2009

Bored

A state also known as boredom, where a person had absolutely nothing interesting happening at the current time. The disease of boredom spreads rapidly throughout humans. Some symptoms of boredom include sleeping, lying on the couch watching TV (even if there's nothing on worth watching), sitting next to a computer, or looking up random crap on urbandictionary.com. So, unless you were really expecting a REAL definition of the word bored, if you are reading this, you have been diagnosed with BOREDOM.

I'm so bored, I could poke Chuck Norris just to see his reaction.

by ILikeTrains123 June 26, 2012