Bonk

When something is so unbelievable that you have to shorten bonkers to express how you feel

Oliver: That party was bonk!
Phoenix: Absolutely wicked!

by phoenixislemons February 22, 2018

BONK

1. The act of hitting someone on the head

2. Something that is said before you go to Horny Jail

*Bonk!*

Go to horny jail.

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 1, 2022

Bonk

A sexual act where the Penis is held on the shaft except the tip is seen. Then slam your hand on the tip resembling a “bonk” sensation.

“Dude I hooked up with grandma and she totally bonked my tip.

by Granny BBW March 8, 2020

big fat bonks

big fat boobs but funnier

That girl over there has big fat bonks.

by PotatoButter95 July 11, 2022

Bonk

v., to contact someone. Like "hit me up" but shorter and better. Not sexual.

"That movie looks good, bonk me later if you feel like going."

by Meisterburgher October 16, 2021

Bonk disease

You die when you get bonked

lmao bonk disease lmao

by Bruvuvu November 1, 2020

bonk

when something gets hit

i bonked my head last night

woooaahhh, bonk

by bhaddiebonk October 1, 2020