blow job

when someone sucks a guy's dick, both guys and girls can give them

My girlfriend was going to give me a blow job today, but she didn't come, so I asked my gay friend.

by thatonedude93 January 6, 2009

German Blow Job

When a guy gives another guy a blow job while rubbing his Hitler mustache up against his balls.

Why do you have cum on your mouth? Were you giving out free German Blow Jobs again?

by PS4 Pro is awesome March 14, 2008

blow job

when you suck a dudes dick.

omg! that blow job she gave me last nite was fat!

by bj queen July 21, 2008

Blow Job Water

When deep throating a chick; it is the mixture of semen and her saliva that drips down her chin.

Dude the other day I was getting a blow job and this chick got blow job water all over the place!

by True Story Bro May 2, 2011

Texas Blow Job

When one person licks in and around the other persons asshole.
Also known as a tossed salad.

"That freak bitch on the corner gives a mean texas blow job!"

by J-Bills March 12, 2008

Copenhagen Blow Job

When a girl gives you a blow job with a dip in her lip.

Hick 1: "Did you hear what Tommy and Tanya did at the bonfire last night?"

Hick 2: "What??"

Hick 1: "She took his can of Cope and gave him a Copenhagen Blow Job"

Hick 2: "Yee-Haw! Drink to that!"

by Tim Burre June 13, 2013

blow job

is when a girl (or boy, whatever you prefer I guess) sucks on a boys penis. this should be done vigurously and hard. cum may come out. you should rub the mans arse or thigh to give both of you more pleasures. wait till orgasms start. continue if it is extremally pleasurable. GIRLS: PRACTICE BEFORE THE REAL THING. ASK YOUR MUM FOR BANANAS! THIS IS ALSO KNOWN AS MASTURBATION. USE WHAT YOU HAVE. VIBRATION = GOOD!

I knelt down and gave him the best blow job of his life but first i practiced with a banana.

by ILoveSexAndIAmBi June 22, 2009