Thomas Belenger

A Thomas Belenger is someone that has craters in there head. He denies having a perm dispute it being true and thinks lots of girls are fit. Inside he’s a little wet napkin.

Thomas Belenger is a bit smelly

by Pavels uncle November 28, 2019

mexican blender

the act of putting 2 or more substances in your mouth and vigorously shaking your head then swallowing

cam: hey sarah want to mexican blender this pre workout with me

sarah: yeah pass me the creatine

by supcuh January 26, 2021

Tom Belenger

A person who speaks as if he has a peg on his nose, tom belend likes men and is a c tech chad who wears a plastic ring.

person 1: did you hear he asked out jess brooks
person 2: wow what a tom belenger

by Tom Slicked it back September 13, 2021

emotional blender

A phrase coined by 5SOS in the song “BLENDER”. Used to describe feeling like your feelings are all mixed up.

Example 1: “I feel like I’ve been in a fuckin’ emotional blender today.”

Example 2: “The upcoming release of 5SOS5 has thrown me through an emotional blender.”

by MukesKiwi July 25, 2022

Drunken Sex Blender

This occurs during a perfectly drunken night of intercourse between two (or more) nymphomaniacs. All parties are in a drunken haze or dream like state. There proceeds to be a constant battle or power struggle (fun and non-violent) of who maintains dominance on top, resulting in continuous position changes from being on top, to being on bottom until one of the parties submits. These twisting, toppling, turning and tangling motions resemble that of an actual blender.

Party 1: “How do you feel this morning after how amazing last night was?”

Party 2: “Oh I definitely feel great. But I am kind of drained and exhausted. It was a god damn drunken sex blender lol.”

by A-Zo88 April 22, 2019

Frog in a blender

When youre sick and you sneeze a fat green snot glob onto her fuckin snatch while she's on her period and proceed to pound her with the intensity of a blender

I put a frog in a blender with my bitch last night.

by Fenty is gay April 25, 2019

The dirty blender

A man (usually of the larger variety) squats over a desk fan that has been turned sideways while another much smaller man lies under it. The larger man then proceeds to evacuate all waster from his body into the fan onto the smaller man who may or may not be erect.

Did you hear that Bob gave Dylan the dirty blender.

by Francesco morningwood March 21, 2023