blender pussy

yoooo itz means wen u put a pussy in a blender

lisa: ouch that hurts
tim: u shunt av used a blender pussy

by lizza May 13, 2005

Blender

Awesome, Amazing, Radical; all at once.

Wow, this boba tea is really blender.

by jordyaudy May 4, 2010

blender head

someone who does multiple drugs regularly.

You're a goddamn blender head.

by banshee piggy June 24, 2003

Blender

When your buddy is giving you the good lovin and he hammers on your rim so hard and fast that it turns your poo to liquid.

Yeah man, Derek just gave me a blender and now I have massive diarrhea. Of, course, thats why I always have massive diarrhea. I hope Tracy doesn't notice the stain in my pants. She always gets pissed when Derek hits me with the BLENDER!
See also, jewdapp and hodapp.

by Sameer Butter Lover July 29, 2008

Blenders

To blend in with people or be incognito whether in public or private. As apposed to bangers in which you are very visible and exposed. Used in and around Liverpool area

Proper blenders in this close, no chance of plod spotting us here.

by Bagram Allsop October 5, 2015

BLENDED

Fucking superior to all things.
An alliance, group, gang, pack.....
Thug for life
A replacement word for tight.
everything
Definition of Life.

Hey look at those groups of guys, they look BLENDED as fuck.
BLENDED son.
BLENDED cuh.
Ay BLENDED
BLENDED
Thug for Life=BLENDED

by Jeremy "Sex Panther" Shahan October 6, 2008

The Blender

First you shit in a girls mouth so she chokes on it, then give her a minute. Then you jizz in her mouth. Take the blender you have near by and blender the mix and kill her.

Friend: Why are you dressed for a funeral?
You: I gave my girlfriend the blender last night... you know how that goes!

by Ben Bordanaro and Nate Bell (Edited by Giorgio, Steve, Yuri and Dan) April 20, 2005