bleeprin

Bleeprin is a combination of bleach and aspirin. It comes in the form of a white, chickpea-sized (or large-normal-pea-sized) pill. It is used to soften the effects of reading horrific badfic — the bleach erases the bad mental images, and the aspirin eases the headache. According to Meir Brin, this wonder-medicine is so generally spiffy that it also can cure social anxiety attacks. It is manufactured by the Mini-Aragogs in the basements of HFA (Hogwart Fanfiction Academy). Within a few short weeks of its invention, Bleeprin easily replaced the time-honored but painful — and permanently crippling — custom of gouging one’s eyes out with a spork as the preferred way of dealing with badfic (banging one’s head against a doorpost is still widely in effect, however). Bleeprin comes in two other forms: Bleepto-Dismal and Bleepka.

Khora: Not ANOTHER 'seduce lust-object and live happily ever after' fic!

Nikki: Here, take some Bleeprin. It'll ease the horridness and make it blissfully absent from memory.

Khora: Thank ye.

by Agents Khora & Nikki, PPC, Department of Mary Sues: Rhapsody Division December 14, 2008

blebpt

Is the word that is used to express Joy or excitement. it mostly means YEAH!! or Sweet or some other synonym of the sort.

guy 1 :"Dude did you see those girls checkin us out?"
guy 2: "Blebpt, i bet we could get their numbers and you know..."
guy 1: "Blebt!!!!"

by Ted Shaffer December 24, 2008

Blemper

A name given to a person of African/ African American ethnicity who closely resembles a person of another race. The black person is the other's blemper. This originated with a guy named Kemper who met another guy who looked like a black version of himself. He was given the name Blemper; Black Kemper= Blemper.

That blck guys looks just like you, hes your Blemper.

by TheBigRob2 January 27, 2009

Blepsy

the act of loosing control over one's balance due to hopping up and down on one foot after stubbing the large toe.

Person A: *stubs toe* OW!! *begins jumping up and down*
(Moments later) *THUD*
Person B: Oh my gosh, are you ok? What happened?
Person A: Uhm... nothing.
Person B: What are you doing on the floor? Wait... did you blepsy again? God Mark, this is the second time this month! I know that table has really sharp angles but GOD you're a klutz!

by valrockstar328 January 30, 2009

Blimp Option

A literal example of blue-sky thinking. Choosing an option that is so ridiculous that no one else has thought of it.

Sniper Bob: How are we gonna shoot the hostage-taker when there isn't a tall enough building nearby?

Sniper Joe: Dude, take the blimp option.

by Voot Cruiser March 6, 2010

bleepblushing

Bleepblushing is an ancient Beaumanian tradition. It is when you can do all your daily duties and activities with a cigarette in your hand.

Rich tackled the young criminal and waited for the officiers to arrive, while bleepblushing.

by densmol June 20, 2011

Blimped

When you get tricked into going on a date with a fat girl.

Also see chubby-duped.

Q: How was the date last night?
A: Dude... I got blimped. It sucked.

by sparhavoc October 8, 2016