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that bites

That bites, a slang term for "that sucks". This slang is usually used by awesome people, but very few people use it.
Jim: Dude, my cat shit on my floor.

Derek: Bro, that bites.

Jim: I got some on my hands.

Derek: Don't bite that.
by I Am Chad April 18, 2016
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arm biter

What you have to do when you wake up next to an undesirable 'mate' after a long night of drinking. You can't escape they are laying on your arm. So you bite it off to escape. Much like an animal caught ia a trap.
She was hideous. I had to become an arm biter to escape.
by Hans Delbruk October 1, 2005
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Ella Bite

When someone asks for a bite of your food. Then instead of taking just a normal sized bite, crams as much food in they're mouth as possible before finally taking the bite.
Girl: Hey can I have a bite of your pizza?

Boy: Sure.

Girl: Thanks. **Ella Bite**

Boy: WTF you just ate half my pizza!
by Civone April 3, 2010
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bag biter

a person who always causes problems, is a whiner and is never satisfied
"Bob called he wants copies of all those reports you wrote for him last year"
"What a bag biter"!!
by Crazy Doc J.2 January 19, 2009
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tire biter

Back in the 70s and 80s, its definition was COMPLETELY different: an ugly girl. (a dog, which chases cars).
Whenever the definition changed to a car freak is beyond me. Looks like a media/cultural-generated propagation of the high maintenance gal. (better than its previous definition, then, perhaps?)
My friend thought she was a tire biter, but I thought she was good looking.
by equanimity December 31, 2012
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Vampire Bite

1. A type of piercing below the chin or on the neck to appear as a metal (or plastic) vampire bite, popular among the emo and scene kids, as well as their posers.

2. A glorified term for an insect bite with two bite marks.

3. A type of hickey given and received among (most commonly) teen couples, that involve biting, to fake how a vampire would attack its victim.

Giving a Vampire Bite:

a) Locating an area: Neck is most common, least provocative, and easy to show off if desired. Chest is common to give for a female, it is easily done while wearing low cut tops, and is easily concealed. Stomach is one of the sexier places to put one, while also being easily concealed. Vampire bites on the stomach require moving, (or removing) ones shirt, and is best done while the receiving partner is lying down. For these reasons, they are best done in private.

Vampire bites can be given anywhere on the body, but neck, chest, and stomach are the most common. Avoid rashes, cuts, and on the face.

b) Biting: The part that makes this a vampire bite, and not just a hickey. Bite the area chosen gently the first time. Try slowly biting harder and harder as you proceed. Many people receive more pleasure the harder they are bitten, but people that don't, could get very angry if you bite them too hard, so be careful. Once you know, try to bite them as hard as you can without hurting them, or breaking skin, if they show a sign of discomfort ease up, if they like it, try (VERY GENTLY) grinding your teeth on their skin, many dislike this, but people who do, will find this incredibly arousing.

c) Sucking: This isn't necessary, but is important if you want to leave a mark. You would just suck on their skin until it leaves a bruise. Same as you would a hickey. If your partner is one who gets more pleasure out of more pain, suck as hard and as long as you can.

d) Kissing: Kissing makes it more gentle and can soften the blow of a painful bite. Kiss the area very gently before the bite to make it more shocking, and more pleasurable. Licking the area, like a French kiss to the skin, can make it sexier and ease the pain more.

e) Finishing: The last thing you should do to the bite is kiss it, after you have many options what to do. A more romantic way, is to move, or move your head, and look your partner in the eyes, see if they enjoyed it. A sexier way, especially if done on a lower part of the body (stomach or lower) is to kiss them slowly all over until you reach their lips, and proceed to kiss them however you want.

(But there's no real way to finish off)

A good order to follow: (not including a and e)
Kiss, Bite, Suck, Kiss, Bite, Kiss.
1. Person 1: Hey look I just got my vampire bite done!
Person 2: Wow, you're so scenexcore!

2. A large spider bite.

3) "We were making out last night, and he gave me the biggest vampire bite ever! It was amazing!"
by lexiskies July 14, 2009
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Bite the Bullshit

Jumping through the hoops by putting up with bullshit.
Manager guy: I got a VP position at Wal-mart because I did a presentation on how the company is good for communities.

Man: I had to write a paper on feminism to pass my women's study class and graduate

Sometimes you've just gotta bite the bullshit
by Mistahtom December 23, 2005
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