John Bender

1. (Noun); A character in the 1985 movie, the Breakfast Club, categorized as 'the Criminal'.

2. (Verb); To do acts in the likeness of John Bender.

1. Smoke up, Johnny!

2. You just lit your cigarette on the boot you lit on fire? Dude, so John Bender!

by Marty J A December 20, 2006

hetro bender

The ability to turn an otherwise "straight" person, making them gain a ticket for the gay bus for unspecified period of time.

have you met her? She's turned more woman than she's had hot dinners. She's a right hetro bender

by Sweeny the hetro bender todd April 21, 2016

yoyo bender

This is when a group of farmies who go into the yoyo comic con and rave over the best yoyo to ever exist. It is also a competition to see who can bend like the craziest yoyo. This is called the yoyo bender comp.

1:yo bro you seen this yoyo

2:ye bro its sick brotha, can you bend like that yoyo brotha, you can do the yoyo bender comp!
1:ye brotha, i'm slick

by bored-in-health January 20, 2020

screaming bender

an over the top gay man, referring to the result of taking a large one up the chuff

he's a right screaming bender he is.

by franz krippler June 11, 2006

[noodle bender]

A person's ass thats never been jousted by a penis.

When attempting to enter the back door, he soon discovered she was a "noodle bender".

by Wes66 January 31, 2009

banana bender

Alternate name for a resident of Queensland, Australia, where bananas grow and people with nothing better to do put a bend in them.

When I win the lottery I'm going to move to Queensland and become a banana bender.

by hinterland August 5, 2003

Light-bender

A light-bender is a girl so fat that her gravitational pull could actually bend light.

"Man, I'm so fucking horny I could fuck a hole into a slab of granite."

"Well, if worse comes to worst there's a drunken light-bender over there. Look, you can read the sign that's behind her!"

"I guess that'll have to work."

by anonymous April 24, 2010