when you eat three table spoons of jiff peanut butter (reduced fat) then suck an erect penis, until it release a milky substance to wash the peanut butter down.
I ate three table spoons of reduced fat jiff, and had no milk to cleanse my pallet, so i gave my boy friend a peanut butter beej
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"Check out that beehawk hanging out with Jaycie Phelps at the bar! She's totally 'in' with the gymnasts!"
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The process in which someone (generally an emo teenage girl) attempts to seduce another person with bitchiness. The goal is to turn them on by whining about life, grades, looks, friends, family, etc.
It usually doesn't work very well.
It usually doesn't work very well.
Briana tried giving me a beejob, but her own ego tripped her, and she died before anything could happen.
by GweegyPop March 5, 2009
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by OrangeSteve March 17, 2003
Get the beefalo mug.The preferred nomenclature for a blowjob. Consists of constant milking and gentle fondling of the "petershaft" itself, usually ending in ejaculation, the beej is synonymous with kryptonite in terms of superman's weakness.... but is effective for all males. (Except queers.. I’d rather not have their input on the pleasures of a beej)
by slawberg June 3, 2009
Get the beej mug.1. A fertile hybrid offspring of domestic cattle, Bos taurus, and the American Bison(a buffalo)
2. A piece of music that satisfying like beef(or rock) but low in fat like buffalo(or Devo)
2. A piece of music that satisfying like beef(or rock) but low in fat like buffalo(or Devo)
1. "Dude, did you try that awesome beefalo burger? It fills you up but doesn't make you fat."
2. "That song Coming Up by Paul McCartney is so beefalo. I feel better for listening to it, not weighed down or empty."
2. "That song Coming Up by Paul McCartney is so beefalo. I feel better for listening to it, not weighed down or empty."
by Michaela Margaret March 23, 2008
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