A beanie cunt is a person that is always seen wearing a beanie and is often too lippy for their own good. They are actively pestering others with their incessant niggling.
Bo: Say, what is it with that guy in the beanie always being rude and smarmy??
Izzy: You mean Jack? He's a beanie cunt, that's what beanie cunts do.
Izzy: You mean Jack? He's a beanie cunt, that's what beanie cunts do.
by Ziggy Crankhandle October 8, 2014
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Essentially, they are side bitches.
Essentially, they are side bitches.
Prick: “Aye what did you do last night, brudda?”
Prick 2: “same old tings g, invited some beanie to my yard and got noddy”
Prick 2: “same old tings g, invited some beanie to my yard and got noddy”
by uksavage December 23, 2018
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by BigmouthA December 30, 2018
Get the Beany mug.Oh so frothy fromagè of the labial love flaps with a complex thrusty cheese blue vane of sour curtains that suffocates your face and warms your ears.
by Poxy August 17, 2018
Get the Canadian beanie mug.A Beanie. A women of questionable sexuality; with a voice deeper than Morgan Freeman, usually of Asian or Thail appearance and with a huge schlong.
"Hey Macca, you get lucky last night? Yeah bro, got fucked by a beanie; he came in me, I came on the floor"
by AzzMann August 31, 2018
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