front flossing

The act of only flossing the teeth that people will see. People who engage in this behavior are often suspect of not keeping other areas as clean as they should be.

Peter: I just came back from the dentist and she was pissed at me.
Mary: Why's that? You seem to take of your teeth. Your smile looks clean.
Peter: That's it. She knows I am only front flossing. It was embarrassing.
Mary: It should be! Take an extra minute out of your day! I bet you only wash your hands when people are around.
Peter: Sometimes I only use water when soap is available. Even after a poo. I'm a mess!

by von groovy June 15, 2017

floss handjob

Attempting to do the dance known as the "floss" whilst giving a handjob.

WARNING: dick yanking is inevitable.
Side Affects may include: needing a dick transplant, or needing your dick reattached.

ER nurse: What are you in for?
Dude: I'd rather not say..
ER nurse: Then I can't help you.
Dude: My girlfriend tried giving me a floss handjob, and it really hurts!

by sweden2020 April 27, 2021

Dental flossing

The wearing of a very thin gold chain outside of the shirt to show it off.

Look at this guy dental flossing with a chain that looks like I could break it by rubbing it in-between my fingers

by Step your game up September 4, 2021

tit floss

When your mouth is filled with a renegade hair from your old ladies nipple

I was able to multi task when I was able to suck her tits and use her tit floss to get the pulled pork out from between my teeth

by The_Kerse June 27, 2020

French floss

When you take a dump somewhere other than a restroom and you have nothing to wipe with you take off a sock a proceed to floss between your cheeks using both hands, one in the front and one in the back in a flossing motion.

Greg took a dump between 2 houses on the way home from school and had to French Floss because he didn’t have anything to wipe with.

by BobbyGeeeee February 15, 2023

Surprise Floss

When pubic hair goes in between someone’s teeth when they’re going down on someone who has not shaved in quite some time.

Mike: “So, how did it go with Emma last night?”
David: “Not great, she didn’t even shave so when I was eating her out I got surprise floss.”
Mike: “Damn dude, I think it might still be in your teeth...”

by forb2 June 19, 2020

Butt Flossing

When you get a towel between your legs and pull up and down like your shining a shoe

Person1:What the hell are they doing?
Person2:Butt flossing*shudders*

by Sassybiach123456 December 23, 2019