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snapple bottle

When full it contains "the best stuff on earth" but empty, it becomes the perfect mobile urinal when stuck in your car.
"Dude, pull over. I gotta piss". "No time man. Grab the snapple bottle".
by Skippy Bravo June 29, 2008
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bottle bitches

"Ladies" who hang around the VIP area in a club to get free drinks when they didn't have to pay to get into the club in the first place.
Watch out papi, here comes those bottle bitches that are always looking for free drinks. Don't look at those mootches or they will think we are interested and they will invite their free-loading asses over to drink our liquor . . .this bottle was $300 bucks.
by roycebo November 18, 2007
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Constipated Bottle

When a bottle of lotion, toothpaste, or other product that comes in a bottle, wont come out and you have to squeeze it with your hands really hard for it to come out. Usually when its down to the last drop. You have to just keep pushing and squeezing but it will come out eventually.
Guy 1: I cant get the ketchup out of this stupid bottle
Guy 2: dude give it to me *takes bottle*
Guy 1: i don't know if you can its constipated
Guy 2: *grunt* your right its a constipated bottle
by ThatsHot95 May 13, 2010
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body like a coke bottle

she who has large breasts, skinny waist, big in the booty.
"dayyyyyyyum, look at that! she has a body like a coke bottle!" says a guy
"i know, man." says a another guy
"who is that???" says another guy
"that's that guh laney t. in this thang!" says haley from no where.
by shawtybad555 December 6, 2010
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bottlers

I thought Arsenal Football Club might have a shot at the title this year, it turns out they are still just a pack of bottlers though.
by Jam Hoenut August 17, 2016
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Scottish Bottle Rocket

Occurs when a man has sex after an extended period of abstinence, usually several decades, which causes an abnormally large build-up of sperm. This long dry spell and accumulation of semen causes the sex itself to last for around three seconds, similar in duration to a bottle rocket. Following the ejaculation, a distant popping noise can be heard if one listens carefully.
Ursula: Hey, Olga, didn't you say you were leaving to have sex with Billy?

Olga: I did, it was amazing.

Ursula: You were only gone for three seconds, how is that even possible?

Olga: He had a Scottish Bottle Rocket.
by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 26, 2009
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bottled suprise

when someone passes gas into a water battle and tightens the cap in order to give to another fellow so that he can smell the stench
joshua ripped supreme ass but carefully stored it in a bottle...he later gave us the bottled suprise and it smelled like rank horse penis
by neez/roddie September 2, 2004
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