Spreading copious amounts semi-cold butter on your genitals to warm it, and then scraping it off with toast to be eaten at one's leisure.
Caleb - Were you buttering your bread this morning at work?
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants.
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants.
by Clay-train December 5, 2019
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to throw a finger in a nice wet pussy o asshole,you can use more than one fingeror the whole handa topic .
josh tabaka fier blasted his ass as he saw the manager medoly on the frontend.he blasted so hard he tore his asshol from his taint.
by yetti March 26, 2003
Get the finger basting mug.The act of being engaged in banter, usually amongst lads. When one is bantering, one is playfully exchanging remarks.
Lad: Did you hear the lads bantering last night?
Lad: No, but I am sure some top bants were exchanged
Lad: Yes, it made for such fine banter
Lad: No, but I am sure some top bants were exchanged
Lad: Yes, it made for such fine banter
by Top Banter October 9, 2014
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by maryann April 14, 2005
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A counter offer to a trade in fantasy sports that is so horrible there are no words, also effectively ending all negotiations from moving forward.
Examples; "There is no one on this guys team I want, I'm gonna barber this trade."
"I tried to make that deal work but they barbered me."
A counter offer to a trade in fantasy sports that is so horrible there are no words, also effectively ending all negotiations from moving forward.
Examples; "There is no one on this guys team I want, I'm gonna barber this trade."
"I tried to make that deal work but they barbered me."
"There is no one on this guys team I want, I'm barbering this trade."
"I tried to make that deal work but they barbered me."
"I tried to make that deal work but they barbered me."
by not me, a friend October 1, 2014
Get the barbering mug.Much like turkey basting. Allowing someone you hate to continue on a diatribe, through provocation, so that you can insult them with more fury.
Idiot: (Race of people) suck.
You: Please continue, I am interested.
Idiot: Well, (Race of people) are so ignorant and stupid.
You: That is very insightful, please tell me more.
Idiot: I just can't stand (Race of people), they hold me back in my personal endeavors because (Reasons).
You: Verbal Annihilation=(Rage)x(Number of responses)
The more rage basting = More rage.
You: Please continue, I am interested.
Idiot: Well, (Race of people) are so ignorant and stupid.
You: That is very insightful, please tell me more.
Idiot: I just can't stand (Race of people), they hold me back in my personal endeavors because (Reasons).
You: Verbal Annihilation=(Rage)x(Number of responses)
The more rage basting = More rage.
by Double God August 11, 2010
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