Barry Melrose

An individual who is constantly living in the past and glorifying in his own ignorance of the here and now.

A man who gets sexually aroused by the houliganism regularly employed by the Philadelphia Flyers.

An empty-headed, big-haired douchbag of mimbo who set the record for the coach who was fired the quickest into an NHL season.

Barry: I remember when people liked me and I was a respected member of the NHL community like it was yesterday. That's because it was yesterday, cause I'm still great and everyone knows it.
Stranger: I do not know who you are or why you are talking to me, but you are currently naked and standing in horseshit.

I didn't think I could get any hornier after that finger-biting Flyers game, but I just watched a bum-fighting video and now I can barely contain myself. I now know how Barry Melrose must feel.

Barry: The Flyers will win the Stanley Cup this year, because they went out and got a bunch of really tough guys.
Expert: You are such a Barry Melrose. Don't you know that the NHL has changed and skilled teams like the Penguins and the Red Wings are now the trend setters.

by The Fraud Exposer October 12, 2009

Barrett M107

1. The master-blaster of Badassitude.
2. A sniper rifle which fires a .50 BMG round and is accurate to ~2500 yards.

1. Dude 1: "Holy crap! Did you guys see that awesome guy over there with the Barrett M107?"
Dude 2: "He is so posessing of badassitude!"
Dude 3: "Yeah..."

2. Doug: "The Secret Service hate the M107, cause any idiot can kill someone a mile away with it."

by YourMom42 October 2, 2008

double barrel snotgun

Thinking you have contained the snot missiles from a juicy sneeze only to find one of the slimy slugs found its way between for fingers and having a friend or co-worker tell you some hours later that there is snot on your shirt or tie.

I found dried snot on my jacket from a double barrel snotgun three days ago.

by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011

penetration barrier pillow

An object placed between two individuals sharing the same bed in order to prevent inadvertent or unwanted nocturnal fornication.

Don't worry about us sleeping in the same bed, mom...we've got a penetration barrier pillow between us.

by YAWA October 5, 2017

Barry Manilow

Admit it...you love him.

You can't smile without Barry Manilow

by ticktickboom October 1, 2011

barreled in

a common term using in gambling whereas a person has lost so much in gambling that his is forced to wear a barrel.

a term to describe a person is broke due to excessive compulsive gambling.

term is can be used in a comical or a derogatory way to describe a degenerate gambler.

term is originated by jjgold on sbrforum. a power poster at a gambling forum.

Tony was way over his head betting his entire bankroll on the Celtics, now he is barreled in.

Pat keep chasing with favorites, now he is barreled in.

by picoman March 30, 2009

bent over the barrel

Getting screwed over in the worst possible sense. Right up there with BOHICA.

I really got bent over the barrel with this detail.

by kitesoldier October 30, 2008