loklan barber

loklan is a nerd

“loklan barber is such a nerd”

by akanddbddisjdisksosiahabdhdjdi November 22, 2021

Barber’s Lollipop

an unshaven mans pubic area covered in strawberry sauce

I gave jenny from tri delt the barber’s lollipop last night

by Paul Phinebaum April 24, 2020

Washing The Barber

Licking the pubes of your sexual partner straight after they have given them a trim. Also known as "hair balling".

"Man, I was washing the barber with this girl and she hadn't washed. I choked on all the hair, I was totally hair balling!"

by James Jameson The Third February 20, 2013

Barber Schoolin' It

When you have a maximum number of allowed absences from a job/school and utilize them all systematically within the allotted time to not "give up any free days".

Ebid is using up all his missed games allowed before being disqualified from end-of-season award contention. Ya, he's really barber schoolin' it.

by {Professor_Chaos} February 20, 2024

The Barber Special

Total an utterly gay , enjoys anal, and long walks on the beach!

A.J was running a race and got the sudden taste for huge cock and done his cool down getting gangbanged in the locker room. While planning his beach vacation. “The Barber Special”

by RatStealer449 January 28, 2018

Barber Line

When someone says something psychotic in a normal sentence as if it's normal

"Actually it's not bad, I love the feeling of breathing in andeverything tasting and smelling like blood. It's awesome, it doesn't make me feel like I'm bleeding out at all!" That's a Barber line.
"That is the ultimate sin, and it will not go without blood!" That's a Barber line.
"I crave to feel his bones break." That's a Barber line.

by The Retr0 June 11, 2017

Blown out like a barbers cat

meaning., gorged , stuffed or full of food

I'm blown out like a barbers cat ...

by ceedee1950 May 8, 2023