Dirty bathtub

When you ejeculate, and all the semen lands in your belly button. Meaning you must scoop out the semen from your belly button.

"Yo man I had a wank yesterday, and I managed to get a dirty bathtub"

by KevIN$$ November 1, 2016

Carey Baptist College

A school with a snapchat filter, colour run and free dress days.

Children who attend this school is often called a 'Carey Kid'

Person: Hey are you a Carey kid?
Another person: No, what is a Carey kid?
Next person: A child who goes to Carey Baptist College

by fdewygubqnsj May 15, 2018

subway baptism

taking a bath in mayonnaise while fully clothed, just to vibe.

“why isn’t brandon at work today?”
“he’s getting a subway baptism from alonso.”

by applejuice25 November 30, 2019

Weaponized bathtub

A really cool bathtub which have a 70mm main gun and 7.62mm machine gun mounted and is ready to blow off some Abbyism doing perosn

Person 1: i see Abbyism.
Person 2: i see weaponized bathtub blowing her to pieces.

by Weaponized bathtub February 13, 2022

Black Belt Baptist

A micro-passive/aggressive Christian, usually White male, who uses the King James Version of the Bible to further a personal agenda. This is usually done through heated debates with other Christians, or extorting businesses by threatening a negative Yelp review if they don't give discounts on his donut ministry at the Baptist church. Most Black Belt Baptists have rapid-cycling Bipolar Disorder. They will ramble incessantly about Charismatic chaos, the NIV, the New World Order, and will get so worked up it sounds like they're speaking in tongues. During an episode, it's best to give a Black Belt Baptist a "safe" area and a soap box to express themselves.

"Mom, it's time to go. Dad's goin' Black Belt Baptist again."

by Mr. Bradrad June 6, 2016

I need to use the bathtub

When you are sick and need to puke and shit at the same time you can just use the bathtub

Mexican town gave me food poisoning, I need to use the bathtub!

by rhdreams January 3, 2015

Bathterbate

To Batherbate is when you are soaking in a nice warm bath to ease the worries of the day and you look over and see a bottle of hair conditioner. In your head you have an internal struggle to have nice soft manageable hair or to use this(at times expensive)fluid to stimulate ones penis to orgasm. Inevitably because you are in the bath to feel relaxed you choose to use the conditions to jerk off and complete you relaxation session. But then comes the realization that you have blown off a bunch of knuckle children into the water and now in an attempt to avoid them you just out of the bath...and so ends the relaxation.

While Frank was feeling ill he decided to take a bath. But having not locked the bathroom door his wife entered the bathroom to discover Frank "Bathterbating". And from that day forward he would never bathterbate again.

by Shorty McFrickerson February 22, 2014