When having sex with a condom and the condom slips off inside of the person receiving the giver retrieves the end of the condom and instead of removing blows it up into a balloon.
by BalloonArtist6969 April 21, 2018

When a vagina is tight upon entry but as you enter deeper its gets wider/looser as if you’re blowing up a balloon
Guy1: how was the sex
Guy 2: it was alright.. she had a balloon cooter though... so I had to fake a nut.
Tiffany doesn’t know what a balloon cooter is.... I think she has a balloon cooter
Guy 2: it was alright.. she had a balloon cooter though... so I had to fake a nut.
Tiffany doesn’t know what a balloon cooter is.... I think she has a balloon cooter
by Antlet7261 September 8, 2021

by Drance March 23, 2010

the method where when you have sex, you put a blown up balloon between you and your sex mate and hump hard till it pops. a sexy way to create porn.
john and kate humped so hard while using the balloon method that the following morning, pieces of the balloon were everywhere
by secretkeeper1999 February 22, 2011

When you are giving head but you're blowing really hard like you're inflating a balloon and nothing is happening because that's clearly not the proper technique.
by RichardBalloon May 9, 2015

by Bigboynate April 27, 2020

When a man takes a shit massive enough to glide against the edge of his nut sac, giving his testicles a brown hue.
"Sheesh tom, you're testicles are really discolored, what's wrong with them?"
"No worries, I just brown ballooned myself."
"No worries, I just brown ballooned myself."
by TheDirtyHoledMole September 9, 2016
