Bacon

Term for a woman's FAT ass. Usually, plump, and has a slight giggle when she walks

"Damn yo, that bitch's got a fat piece of bacon"

by NCSU April 23, 2003

bacon

Name given to those who sizzle with grease and beg to be braked for

"I Brake for Bacon"

by The NWEB Masters May 22, 2005

bacon

Scabs, stagnated/oxided blood over wounds. People commonly pick on them.

"Don't pick on that bacon, or it will never heal properly".

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

bacon

A stupid mo'fucker that lives in Lum's closet. Always complaining about his job and bitching about giving away peices of his smokes. He used to reside on the dining room floor but now lives in the storage closer.

You know who is a fuckin tool? Bacon

Hey Bacon, fuck off

by bacon-hater March 10, 2005

bacon

1. the sound and smell made when two overweight (FAT ASS) people fuck.

2. the sound made by a fat woman's pussy when she walks.

1. Did you hear Doc and Ashlyn making bacon??

2. the fat woman's pussy said "baacon, baaacon, baaacon.."

by Gabrielle February 19, 2005

bacon

v. The act of a guy hitting a girl.

"I'm going to bacon you if you don't shut up!"
"Wow... Who baconed you like that?"

by Lolliars August 20, 2011

bacon

A term used to express astonishment at the cluelessness of another person. (i.e., "Duh")

It's a toilet. You go to the bathroom in it ... bacon!

by Darylito November 30, 2006