Backseat Gelato is when you're tapping someone from behind, and you glaze them with a nice soft-serve dollop between their cheeks as you finish. Ideally preceded by "I hope you're hungry... ".
"Heard you were up camping by the lake with your girl this weekend. Did she finally let you tap that?"
"Hell yeah, we were at it half the night edgin' and when I finally blew I gave her a helping of backseat gelato!"
"Hell yeah, we were at it half the night edgin' and when I finally blew I gave her a helping of backseat gelato!"
by Saeryf January 19, 2022

When you're the person who's sitting in back with another person or persons you don't know too well or just met, and you have to entertain /talk to them. #wishiwasinthepassengerseatcuzthisisawkward
Friend 1: I'm mad at my Mike.
Friend 2: Why?
Friend 1:
Because I had to be the backseat babysitter to that random while ya'll sat in front chillin.
Friend 2: That was Brandon
Friend 1: I don't f******know him tho!
Friend 2: Why?
Friend 1:
Because I had to be the backseat babysitter to that random while ya'll sat in front chillin.
Friend 2: That was Brandon
Friend 1: I don't f******know him tho!
by BitchyGoose June 15, 2019

by ticklethepickle09 November 28, 2021

by Yoga Bob January 19, 2023

When three people are riding in a car and the person in the backseat simultaneaously jacks off the two guys in front. The person in the backseat could be either male or female.
Bro what’s taking them so long? It’s only a five minute drive!
They’re probably doing the backseat skiier
They’re probably doing the backseat skiier
by Backseatskiier123567 June 1, 2018

by Peepeeegirl124 March 30, 2022

The seat in a car that makes you feel either like a small kid or like a boss — unlike sitting in the front seat next to the driver, which makes you feel like a copilot or substitute driver.
When I’m in the backseat, I can just chill and enjoy the ride—it's either a kid's adventure or I'm the boss calling the shots!"
by Emotional Cruiser July 28, 2025
