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Aussie Gravity

In Australia, gravity works in a different way. Everything is Australia everything and everyone is upsidedown anytime you enter the borders of Australia you are flipped upside down. while this happens you will nearly Shit yourself from the speed and force that you're flipped but you will likely be fine. once you land you will be met with A hellish landscape where the water flows up and appears pink this is called the Hiller lake phenomenon. Every animal on this continent will try to end your life and guns are illegal so make sure to bring a melee weapon.
Joe: why is the plane spinning

Sam: WE ARE EXPERIENCING AUSSIE GRAVITY
by Chernobyl Person January 6, 2022
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Aussie Gamers

Retired Streamer, during his times he liked to punch holes in the wall and his consoles, until they broke, loved showing his half an inch penis on a video
Hey guys it's your boy Aussie gamers here. Nick Greenwood enters chat
by Cowchewer life August 9, 2023
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Aussie drive by

blasting kerser while smoking darts,breaking hearts, jaw swinging and piss filled super soakers
"Oi cunt this kid stole my shoes" "wanna go do an aussie drive by on his house?"
by Gandhi the bogan May 30, 2019
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Aussie jam boy

A recently banned highly derogatory, controversial but somewhat tasty Australian job. Inspired indian jam boy started by the British empire in the 1800s. An Australia jam boy would cover he’s penis in Vegemite whilst caddying for golfers. The Vegemite would be used a snack between holes. Golfers with a higher handicap usually used more well endowed Aussie jam boys as they could store more Vegemite.
Hugo it’s only the fourth hole and you’ve eaten all the Vegemite you greedy bugger. Your Aussie jam boy needs a few more inches.
by Peadhan September 27, 2024
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Aussie 1,2,3

When referring to Australian slang, don't be boring. Use Aussie 1,2, and 3 instead of a person.
Aussie 1: AUSTRALIA!
Aussie 2: shut up wanker
Aussie 3: Bloody oath Aussie 2!

Aussie 1: we are so cool for using Aussie 1,2,3
by Stabbingcheetah87 May 31, 2022
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Aussie position

It’s when a women spreads her legs on a servo counter with vegimite spread on her vagina while a man eats the vegimite off her down under region making it wet. he then proceeds to force a can of Vb inside her pussy.
Friend: mate you look rooted what happened?
Guy: yeah the Mrs and I went Aussie position last night.
by BIG RIG JOSH November 9, 2019
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Emily S from Aussie

Cough… cough…. My best friendcough cough..

Also a person obsessed with anime (kinda)
Emily S from AUSSIE is weird… la mente la drogus
by Eshaybrah May 20, 2021
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