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attention john

n., a person who gives an attention whore what he or she wants the most. This kind of person is required to keep the whole attention prostitution enterprise going.
Example:
Attention whore posts a picture of perfect semi-nude body with caption, "Nobody <3 me cuz im 2 fat. ;("
Attention john comments, "No, baby, you're beautiful in every way! I'm sure you are smart and kind and honest, too!"
by perdix_ November 2, 2014
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Attention Pay

When your mom has had enough and gets her words all mixed up.
Cynthia listen....Cristian...Gabi...attention pay!
by Asquinas January 22, 2022
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keiras attention

Having the one and only keira’s attention. What else could any person ever want?
I swear I had “keiras attention” today, I felt so lucky.”
by inluvwithviherseldwhichisapers December 27, 2021
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Attention Eater

When a person constantly talks, tweets and photographs the things that they've eaten. This is usually done so they can show off or shock others.
Skinny people tend to be attention eaters, uploading photos of cake or big roast dinners to Instagram with the caption "OMG, can't believe I ate all that #fatty.' They feel like sharing their food, means sharing the calories. Attention eaters will also tend to talk more about the act of eating food, than actually doing it.
"Michaela is such an attention eater. Her Instagram gallery contains the most calorific food, yet she's a size 8. I bet she doesn't even eat half of the things she photographs."

"God, you're such an attention eater. Stop showing off with all your homemade cakes and 5-course dinners."
by delaforbes April 11, 2013
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Stood to attention

Stan was stood to attention as he was looking at the hot girls on the beach
by Andrew213 April 12, 2012
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attention brat

Someone whos like an attention whore but also a brat. If something doesnt go there way then theyll throw a fit.
"have you talked to marissa ?"
" no , i cant shes too much of an ( attention whore ) "
" more like a attention brat"
by bigbootyjudy69420 September 19, 2019
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Attention syndrome

When a girl or a boy says some gay autistic shit to get attention from people, they have attention syndrome. An example is when a fairly decently pretty girl says "I'm ugly" so that boys can say she's not.
She says she's ugly but she's not. She obviously has attention syndrome.
by Purple8InchCock88812 July 5, 2017
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