Asshat

An individual so devoid of intellectual capacity as to render their person, more specifically from the torso up, as nothing more than a decorative headpiece resting atop their buttocks. This is not to be confused with the verb "asshat", which is the physical act of cranial-rectal inversion.

St. Anselm: "God is a being than which no greater being can be conceived. If God does not exist in actuality, then he can be conceived to be greater than he is. Therefore, God exists.”

David Hume: "You just begged the question, you fucking asshat!"

by The Real Mad Hatter February 16, 2017

Asshat

A person who wears their asshole like a hat. They almost have their head up their own ass, almost.

"Can you believe Brandon, he's such an asshat."

by Bigjohnt02 March 6, 2017

Asshat

Girlfriends

"Cameron Lynn Head is a fucking asshat"

by Eyerollbob June 17, 2018

asshat

a nickname someones friend gives them

hey remember when Doctor Asshat bitch slapped that toddler

by none other than Doctor Asshat May 31, 2016

floral asshat

A person whom you have had a deep, intimate relationship with, yet decided to rip your heart out at the wrong place and wrong time. Usually the person you had the most enjoyable relationship with and the worst breakup."

John: She really broke my heart, it just came out of nowhere.
Sam: She must be a real floral asshat.
John: I guess she is.

by DeathlySquid August 13, 2016

asshat

A term commonly used by head mechanics. Describing where objects should be retrieved from.

" AssHat"

" Where do you expect me to find a new bus? Pull it outta my Asshat!"

by Yummymummy4 August 9, 2016

Asshat

A synonym for asshole.
A person that doesn’t consider the results of their actions.
Could be considered as a hypocrite with a narcissistic personality.

WOW ! Your friend is such an asshat !!

You are an asshat of note.

by Poison ivy February 7, 2018