A shitstain on the bigger shitstain that is Randolph County, North Carolina. Full of self-centered bigots and drug addicts that perpetuate themselves as they continue to dwell and breed there. Home of a mockery of a zoo and the only things going for it now is its allowing of booze to be sold and RCC's photography program. Home to a mall that could be considered Greensboro's Four Seasons' bastard child. Home to a highly discriminative and brutish police force who stop at nothing to fuck anyone over, even for something as simple as an expired inspections sticker. Home to a Nazi administration at Asheboro High. Known to devour people's entire souls without them even knowing. Part of it wants to be like Greensboro, and the other half wants to be like the rest of Randolph; dull and desolate. It'd be best to steer clear of this place.
I saw the city sign for Asheboro and it read:
"Welcome to Asheboro, Home of the North Carolina Zoo"
and below it read,
"Abandon all hope ye who enter..."
"Welcome to Asheboro, Home of the North Carolina Zoo"
and below it read,
"Abandon all hope ye who enter..."
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2. Gangsta: "Yo momma is so old her vagina covers even the most erect, wet and juiciest of thick pulsating dick in a Vaginal Adhesive so powerful it tares it clean off and glues it inside her forever."
3. Unmoist Young Woman: "Doctor, every-time me and my boyfriend make love, afterwords his penis looks and feels as if it was sunburned, or suffering a painful rug burn. Sometimes a thin skin layer even peels off it!"
Doctor: "It sounds like you've developed the first stages of a Vaginal Adhesive. You could use more artificial lubrication to lessen the effects, but it would only be temporary and still contain a mild sticky, gooey sensation. The only permanent cure known, is sex with Chuck Norris.
His huge, highly advanced and penis and seminal glands are capable of permanently moistening and lubricating the dryest and stickiest of vaginal canals.
Paris Hilton was cured of her Vaginal Adhesive problems with this method, when her natural lubricating fluids were diminished from overuse, as well of multiple lacerations from thick turbo endowed black genitalia that didn't have time to heal between sessions.
All-though the Chuck Norris treatment is highly expensive, but it saved her 50,000 dollars a year on lube products."
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