People who know and are jackasses to you. They hate you so much that they want to come slay you in your sleep.
by joeshmoe275 February 05, 2015
Any practice which involves one friends action upon another friend. Can be a positive or negative action
by Henry Savage May 02, 2011
A friend is what you become when you split yourself in two in response to the famous words “But we can still be friends.” One part of you remains the lover, the secret part with the broken heart. The other part becomes the friend, the visible part, which will accept any conditions in the (probably vain) hope that the departing soulmate might change their mind.
by Namasa June 29, 2010
A word that people who are so cowardly they can't even say "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" use to describe someone's boyfriend or girlfriend.
Dan's mom told him that her friend was coming over. He thought "okay, this must be one of the ladies from her book club or whatever, coming over for coffee" and went to play Xbox. Half an hour later, he heard funny moaning noises coming from his mom's bedroom. Turns out his mom's "friend" is really his stepdad-to-be.
by Disvan September 26, 2010
by Leb Leb October 31, 2010
Annmarie: Brad you are such a cool guy. Why are you so single?
Brad: Its because I am "friending" all the girls I meet.
Brad: Its because I am "friending" all the girls I meet.
by Honkey85382 January 16, 2007