as expected

A variation of the phrase " you would ", used in response to an individual's action that one would presume that individual would typically do anyway.

However, "as expected" is significantly less annoying than " you would " which makes you want to punch whoever said it in the face.

Laura: " On the drive home, Shan and Marcus were totally holding each others' peens for support in a totally no homo way "

Allen: " As Expected."

by Allen Bo January 14, 2010

as balls

To an extreme degree, especially with regard to temperature. Likely derives from the phrase "cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey," which itself dates back to the 19th century.

It's cold as balls.
It's hot as balls.

by swiftlamb January 7, 2015

As I Die Slowly

"As I Die Slowly" is also known as AIDS.

I used that term because when a person has AIDS they are dying slowly.

by Natalie October 23, 2004

as requested

Phrase that IT support staff put into their Helpdesk tickets as the solution of the computer problem they fixed.

Helpdesk work order #99991

Problem description: Computer blue screens frequently. Please fix.

Resolution: Works fine, no problem found. As requested.

Work order closed.

by ARAR99 November 6, 2009

as a friend

What you respond when someone asks you if you like one of your friends that is cool but usually too damn ugly to be attracked to.

"So, do you like Mike?"

"Well...as a friend."

by nude May 29, 2004

As a parent

I am surprised that this is not defined here yet. It is a popular phrase that parents use to make their opinions seem especially important, even when discussing matters that have absolutely nothing to do with children and parenting. This is done under the delusion that being a mother or father will automatically make their comments more respected by others.

"As a parent, I feel that the crispy M&Ms were better than the pretzel ones."
"As a parent, I think the earlier seasons of 'The Simpsons' were the best."

by Anne1203 October 6, 2013

As boring as hell

Something that is extremely boring.

That show was as boring as hell.

by BlackPohatu September 10, 2016