Guy who makes bad jokes that sound similar to dad jokes. Thinks he's "hip" but is actually just dumb and funny. Takes major L's daily.
Guy 1-"you know what comes before physical strength? herpes."
Guy 2-"bro that was such an andres joke get out"
Guy 2-"bro that was such an andres joke get out"
by Boneappleteeth November 26, 2016


by Familia DPM March 24, 2010

A boy who you will easily fall in love with. He's caring he knows when something's wrong. He always makes you laugh, but when you need him the most he's not there so don't get to happy
"Yephe's definitely a Andre."
by The only girl9785 December 4, 2017

Andres is one of the most rarest and friendliest person you could find. He is mostly popular in school and is rarley unliked. He is not that hot but is attractive and all girls want him because hes ahtletic, loyal, funny, and crazy. He's very tall and wont have the biggest dick in the world but its average size that would please a girl. Andres is lovable.
by Jonahthestrongest April 20, 2018

Cutest guy you'll meet. Features: Tall,athletic body, very interesting, active and passionate. Awesome kisser. Stylish. Could be very arrogant but backs it up and most of the time he'll vote himself the best
by Realist Dicationary March 20, 2017

An amazingly handsome guy. His smile can make you feel some type of way. He can be a pain in the ass and be a dick but in the end always apologizes. If you have an andres in your life keep him close and never let him go. His kisses are soft and sweet. There is no one like him. He can sometimes drive you crazy and make you wanna stab him buttttt in the end you got to love him.
by Raylene5827 March 8, 2017
