Guy who makes bad jokes that sound similar to dad jokes. Thinks he's "hip" but is actually just dumb and funny. Takes major L's daily.
Guy 1-"you know what comes before physical strength? herpes."
Guy 2-"bro that was such an andres joke get out"
Guy 2-"bro that was such an andres joke get out"
by Boneappleteeth November 26, 2016


by Familia DPM March 24, 2010

A boy who you will easily fall in love with. He's caring he knows when something's wrong. He always makes you laugh, but when you need him the most he's not there so don't get to happy
"Yephe's definitely a Andre."
by The only girl9785 December 4, 2017

A hot and sexy guy. Ironically short and has a Huge dick! He has a great sense of humor and is very romantic. He can treat a girl right and is amazing in bed.
by Famous_Dexxtttt May 15, 2017

Name usually given to a male. He is tall, dark, handsome, and is usually around 7in on a bad day. He always be pullon bitches and fucked everyone you know (even the guys but no-homo). He is also funny as fuck. His hobbies consist of cyberbullying bisexual women and gay men, beating the fuck outta his dick till his leg goes numb, and fucking bitches.
Female: OMG, Andres' dick is sooo big that I can't even recognize my pussy anymore ;)
Female #2: UGH! I wanted to fuck him but he said I was too ugly! Im gonna fucking KMS!
Female #2: UGH! I wanted to fuck him but he said I was too ugly! Im gonna fucking KMS!
by FACTS 101 April 14, 2017

A Male whom quite doesnt understand that not a soul on this wretched plant likes him. The Andre in question is annoying, borderline retarded, has a thing for ankles and enjoys licking the dirt underneath my boot. Most people find Andre alright at first but then quickly realise they're dealing with an Andre.
by HoodratHoudini April 14, 2019
