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amphibian

A fecal specimen which straddles the porcelain coast, partially in and partially out of the water. An amphibian is neither a floater nor a sinker, until forced back into the icy depths. Usually type 3 or 4 on the Bristol Stool Scale.

Amphibians rarely go undetected because they are very heavy breathers. But if they do go unnoticed and manage to survive the whirlpool they are likely to expire on shore and become a sticktite.
Hey Todd, have you ever noticed the the amphibian assault effect up on 12 every Thursday morning? You think it has anything to do with Bagel Wednesday?
by dook dook baby September 22, 2008
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Amphetamarine

A person who is effected by drugs specifically amphetamines. Seen more with methamphetamine users. A person becomes an amphetamarine when they are over egar to help others in hopes they will be rewarded more drugs in thanks for their assistance.
Have u seen John? Yes i know that amphetamarine has been reporting for duty since Saturday he must have spent all his money already.
by Ratbagrell June 28, 2015
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ampersandism

excessive and unnecessary use of the conjunction 'and'.
I came and I saw you and I passed the time of day with you and I returned. It is a case of ampersandism.
by uttam maharjan April 3, 2010
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aphelia

A very annoying girl that not many people like. Normally she is never gay pretty but can be a good friend. Talks about people behind their back.
Friend a: Do you like aphelia?
Friend b: Nah she’s well annoying
by Nanny potato May 14, 2018
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Amphetamine

A potent central nervous system stimulant that is very dangerous
These amphetamines make me want to do strange and sometimes disturbing things but it doesnt matter as it's a temporary reliever of depression and makes school bearable
by MyFleshIsAGhost March 16, 2019
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ample sustenance

extremely nicely shaped breasts, that even if a lady has a pretty face, a man will look at her breasts.as good as they get
by JazzyJazz June 9, 2005
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amped

Did you happen to see that new article on Amped today?
by Jason Stevens February 4, 2005
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